Angel--- father! We are tired of this Nigerians in heaven. God--- what have they done this time? Angel--- Every time they don't listen to instructions. They don't obey traffic light. They don't wait for their turn in anything, they are reckless. God--- then we better sent them to hell (call the devil,) hello? Satan--- hello my creator and master,pls call me later. They is an issue here I want to solve. Fifteen(15) minutes later God--- hello devil? Satan---my lordship and my father, I will call you back. The issue has turn to crises! OOOO. An hour later Satan--- hello God--- what is going on over there? Satan--- it's Nigerians I have with me here in hell OOOO. He (stammered) the-y they have quenched the fire on hell and they have installed air--conditioner here OOOO0 God--- whaaaaat ? You meant to say, you can't control them? Satan--- my Lord I can't control them OOOO000! Now to any hand that will type AMEN, may devil never control you and your family and love ones in Jesus Name!