1. My gf break up with me just because dangote's son toast her . now on her way to his house dangote's trailer crushed her . av been telling u people that my head is correct . Nothing should happen to that trailer o 2. Way to get quick money in this recession ONE KIDNEY COST 26M NARIA... Sell your kidney = 26m Login to bet9ja. - odds of 2 X 26M = 52m Buy another kidney= 52-26 = 26m Profit= 26m Health intact (Quick money!) don't worry thank me latter 3. Dating a male or a female doctor is a waste of time,cuz each time they look into your eyes,all they see is typhoid and malaria,instead of love. lemme be on my way 4. The moment a school change thier anthem to one corner song . Just bet it there will not be late comers again 5. Its only judas iscariot that was business oriented in the bible he was even the one that started abeg lets give him a round of applause wisdom no go finish # me one day 6. Kukuma kill me is when ..... Something enters ur eyes and you beg a yoruba girl that just finish eating food to help u blow your eyes abeg wait lemme go and price recommended glass for u lemme start to be going 7. sex with a stammarer is very interesting All you will keep hearing is hahahaha,you may even think they are laughing,but they are actually trying to say ! lemme come and be going before they give me the beating of my life 8. Nothing shock ... More than dipping ur hands inside ur pocket without finding ur phone abeg forget electric shock jor 9. On the first i saw one nepa official buying torchlight and battery is like this man want to die abi i wanted to go and cut his head but lemme be looking sha 10. In nigeria all wat fat people do is to use thier size to intimidate slim people don't mind them they don't know that thier mate are using it to make money . Look at bigshow the wrestler . Also look at baptista a wrestler . . All they all know in nigeria is to sit on thier husband when they have little arguement if i caught u people eh lemme not shout sha, just share to others please.