I have been minding my own business for too long since I became a member of whats app but this time round l am having weird thoughts on my whatsapp list of friends... 1. Someone's status is *'sleeping'* for 13 days. Are you dead? 2. Someone is *"driving"* for 5 days. Probably he has arrived in Egypt by now. 3. Someone's *"happy"* for one month. Do you live in paradise? 4. Someone's always *'Available'*. How free are you? 5. Someone is like from day one *'Hey there. I am using WhatsApp.*' I know! And that is why you are on my list. 6. Someone status *'Urgent calls only'*. Are you in the ambulance services? 7. Someone status *'Can't talk. WhatsApp only'*. My friend, throw away that phone. You are not using it for its primary function. 8. Another say they are *'At the gym'*. I wish to see their shape when they come out of it. 9. Another says *'In a meeting'* for like 6 months. Are you planning to sell Africa or how to dry the ocean? 10. Someone else says *'Battery about to die'* for 3 months. Boss, is your battery immortal. 11. Another says *At the movies*' for the last 6 weeks. Are you selling popcorn there?! Lol.. *Please change your status. Or I start naming you. * Share to others Please do not enjoy alone.