Two little boys stole a big bag
of oranges
from a neighbour and decided to
go to a
calm place to share the loot equally.
One of them suggested a
nearby
cemetery. As they were
jumping the big gate to
enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out
of the big bag. But they didn't
bother to
pick them since they had
enough in the
bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard
on his way from a bar, passed
near the cemetery
gate & heard a voice saying:
"One For
Me, One For U, One For Me, One For
U".....
He immediately sobered up &
ran as fast
as he could to a Church nearby,
for the priest......................." Father, pls come with
me . Come & witness God &
satan
sharing corpses at the
cemetery"......
They both ran back to the cemetery gate
& the voice continued: "One For
Me, One
For U, One For Me, One For
U'............ Suddenly, the voice
stopped counting & said:
"What About The Two At The
Gate?"...
Come and see marathon
race!...
The Priest almost ran past the Church gate...Laugh